An ELKER typically can be found in North Western Pennsylvania in the county of Elk.
The majority of them exist in a small town situated between Dagusgahanda and Brandy Camp, although some have migrated to other parts of the world.
Their main enemy is the Ram but they have been known to defend their turf against the Crusader and the occasional Flying Dutchmen.
Their diet consists of mainly Spaghetti and Hoagies. Depending on the time of year they can be found gorging on pancakes. ELKERS don't as a rule mate for life but an ELKER mate of not an ELKER descent will be subjected to ELKER mating for life. Thus forcing said mate to be relive the ELKERS life time and again. For more information on ELKERS contact 800-GO-ELKER or logon on to www.WhatTheHellIsAnELKER.com